I’m heading a new campaign to make the weekend as long as the work week – I mean, it’s only fair.

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      1. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        πŸ˜€ Okay, okay stopped, geez you’re a bully πŸ˜‰ Old habits die hard okay? Fine, you don’t win this one then, we will just learn to live with one another’s perspectives and points of views, see how calm I can be when I want to be? like I’m winning my personal battle for good vs evil, js πŸ™‚

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      2. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Yay! Finally some one has officially given me permission to be myself πŸ˜€ All I have to do now is just tone it down a little so it’s a little crazy rather than a full blown admit her to the psych ward NOW!

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      3. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Go on then, I am used to it. At first I thought it was funny – you know the pointing, like I was in some sort of a private joke, then it dawned – Dammit, I AM the joke, wtf? πŸ˜‰

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      4. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        You know you could have fanned my ego a little and said something around these lines – “Whaaatt! You are kidding, right? I mean I have never EVER been so enthralled by anyone’s superior intelligence before”! A little over the top? Hmm, maybe, alrighti then, let’s take the capital EVER out πŸ˜€

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      5. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        πŸ˜€ Well that’s one viewer in the bag! Woohoo, on a roll, you’re making me think all Armstong – “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” :p But now I’m getting ahead of myself…

        Unfortunately, no. My brain attached itself to my fingers and missed my mouth so people normally think I’m speaking another language – predominantly Martian πŸ˜‰

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      6. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        What could I possibly say to pretend that it’s a gift, an amazingly unique talent of some sort? Nope, sorry … can’t come up with anything. The truth is that a lack of coherent thinking may have its upside sometimes, but ONLY to those who can log out of the discussion. Seriously, my poor “real life” friends [the few I have still managed to keep shackled ;)] are still trying to search for the Off button. As the Aussies say – poor buggers.

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      7. John Guillen

        Hahaha if you don’t have like a million people who like talking to you then the world isn’t right. Probably the funniest person I’ve talked to. I can’t imagine how you’d be in person. Probably saying completely random things that no one understands and I’d just laugh and laugh. Haha

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      8. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Aw shucks, now I’m blushing even though I must admit at being floored at your insanely superior way of complimenting me whilst also noting that I am most likely incoherent all the time! πŸ˜€

        It’s seriously scary how quickly you caught on, because I thought I was doing such a good job at pretending to be able to string along at least some sentences that made some sense.

        I find that most of my friends tend to meet me after their brain has been turned into mush, that way they don’t feel so bad at being unable to understand what the hell I’m on about. Plus, apparently I make a lot of sense to those who are well on their way to a hangover, I’m not quite sure how I should take that yet, but I guess I may start channelling Einstein if I were ever to get drunk, which is probably why I don’t drink. The after effects of making sense to those around me would probably be far too much for my brain to handle and I’d end up having a stroke or something. My brain is naturally not used to working. I was going to add something onto the end of that last sentence but then I read it back and thought, yup, pretty much sums it up πŸ˜‰

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    1. mpsharmaauthor Post author

      I know, right? That’s what I think, why would you not want to laugh? Apparently some people feel that their lives may be in danger when talking to the crazy lady, I have absolutely no idea why. I mean I only twitch slightly when I tell them a joke (or about my day, which mostly appears like a joke!) πŸ˜€

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      1. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I completely agree, we’re the ONLY insanely sane individuals on the planet, not our fault our intelligence lives on a plane of its own, superseding all the rest πŸ˜›

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    1. mpsharmaauthor Post author

      I know, maybe because the powers that be understand that if the two of us were in similar territory the world would explode or something and it would be similar to a Planet of the Apes epidemic.

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      1. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Okay, okay, like I didn’t know that. It’s not Antarctica though, even though winter here feels like it atm. It’s just the sunny outback (when it wants to be). Both start with “A” however, you know, if that counts.

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      2. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Yeah, Oz has been doing well to keep the facade up for all these years. We figure if the weather goes, all we have is the beach, crocodiles and sharks. Not very handy that they all seem to be in the one place at the same time either … something about distracting potential tourists or something. Go figure? πŸ˜‰

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      3. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Oh really?! So I guess I should quit applying for Tourism Australia then, because clearly I don’t have the required skillset of getting people to visit. Was it something I said? πŸ™‚

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      4. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Phew! I’ll just keep spamming Tourism Australia then. Thanks for clearing that up for me, not sure how much Tourism Australia likes you right about now though πŸ™‚

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      5. John Guillen

        It’s okay. I still think you should just come here or pay for me to go there. Are there kangaroos? I want to see a kangaroo. Like now. Send me a picture. Or record a video of you hopping around like one. πŸ˜‰

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      6. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Yeah, they’re kangaroos. I named all of them Skippy which often confuses matters πŸ˜€ Not stereotypical in the least. I’ll send you a picture soon, I promise. I was recording myself hopping around like one but I fell down the stairs and now I’m injured and I don’t want any animal activist groups barging down my door. Been there, done that … not fun. Okay, I lie. It was fun but now they have a restraining order on me πŸ˜‰

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      7. John Guillen

        Stop it! I look like an idiot over here. Just laughing and laughing away at seemingly nothing. The picture can’t just be from the internet. It needs to be from your camera. Otherwise I won’t believe your Skippy business. Poor you! Hahaha rolling down the stairs all for me? Thank you for your sacrifice. Haha πŸ˜‰

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      8. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Aww, if it’s any consolation, I look like an idiot all the time, I don’t know any different, it’s sad really. I could be a charity case. At least you can escape it, I am an embarrassment to all who know me all the time, the pain wears of after a while, you know once you accept your reality.

        You’re welcome, the sacrifice was worth it because now when I channel Skippy it’ll just be more believable due to my permanent limp inspired hop πŸ˜‰

        Okay I promise. It’ll be from my camera :p But let’s get one thing straight, I NEVER lie about Kangaroos πŸ˜€

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      9. John Guillen

        Soo your first paragraph isn’t funny. So I don’t know if you’re joking or not. If not, you shouldn’t say that stuff about yourself. If you are just kidfing, then okay. πŸ™‚

        Skippy. I’m going to get a little stuffed kangaroo and call him Skippy. Haha

        So then you’re saying you’d lie about other stuff? Hmmm. Can’t lie to me.

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      10. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        You know I can be serious some time πŸ˜‰ Okay … may be not! It’s alright, I never say that about myself, it’s only Lulu & Looney and I only ever let them out when they’re on their best behaviour πŸ˜‰

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      11. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I’ll try but they’re sneaky little buggers. Always up to mischief and leaving me to clean up their mess. That excuse worked for about 1/2 a day in Kindergarten. Lulu got downright evil then πŸ˜€

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      12. John Guillen

        Hi Gumpy. Where’d you get your name from? I’m John. But this really crazy girl sometimes thinks my name is Skippy. So feel free to call me either one. πŸ™‚

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      13. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Oh yeah, crazy girl did tell me about you. My condolences by the way. It’s unfortunate you had to meet her first.

        I wish I could get you a pic of Gumpy – he was this ancient clay-do figurine cartoon character (from a time that seems to have been in the dark ages) that had really bad hair, so naturally considering the mop on crazy girl’s head, I was named after him. The fact that he has a mono-brow is completely unrelated, in case you’re wondering. That has not been photoshopped πŸ˜€

        Hang on, I’ll see if I can get a link … here it is:
        http://www.toycutter.com/2011/10/creature-from-black-lagoon-gumpy.html

        Please keep talking to me after you see the pic. And keep some smelling salts near you when you view me in case you start to feel faint :p

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      14. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Yeah yeah, gumby. But my version is gumpy … You know coz I’m unique. Okay that’s not true but my “friends” have copyright issues and they’re terrified of being sued. Apparently they want to be their own people? I know right, what’s that about?

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      15. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Now you’re confusing me, so I have absolutely no idea who you’re talking about! :p Seeing as I just recently found out that though interesting is allergic to me, I am allergic to intelligent, so all of me tries to stay away from it at all time πŸ˜‰

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      16. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Whaaaattt?! No, that’s not what I mean at all πŸ™‚ Didn’t we establish this before? Your intelligence is on a plane of its own, so much higher than the rest of the mere mortals sharing this planet with you. You’re strain is obviously resistant to me and vice versa πŸ˜‰

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      17. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Hmm, I’d love to but Jen Jen would have my head and angry blonds are scary, something to do with repressed childhood memories apparently. Plus, we ALL know whose side you’d take πŸ˜€

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      18. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Hmm, I may be catching onto why you have trust issues Mr John Guillen! Besides I recall a prior conversation stating that you were following the future Mrs Guillen to Antarctica! :p

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      19. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        See, it’s already started! That’s what you’re going to say when Jennifer catches you, nope it’s better you stay faithful to your blond bombshell. Besides, who’d want to cheat on her, right? πŸ˜‰

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      20. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Hmm, okay I can see how this would work. Why do I think you could wriggle your way out of any situation?! πŸ˜€ It’s settled, next time I’m in trouble I am going to point at you because you’ll obviously fix it. For international matters, I’m going to give them your blog address so they can spam you with crazy girl antibiotic requirements πŸ˜‰

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