Dear Boyfriends/Girlfriends of Writers’ …

Please note that no matter what you do, be it a first date, a proposal, an argument, a punch up, anything really, it is always, yes, I mean always, going to play out better in my head.

It’s not you, it’s me. Well more specifically, it’s my wonderfully overactive, imagination enamoured cranium, so don’t take this look of disappointment personally – it’s just the way the cookie crumbles. My condolences by the way.


61 thoughts on “Dear Boyfriends/Girlfriends of Writers’ …

    1. mpsharmaauthor Post author

      Really?! Broken hearts hurt, I console myself by telling my heart that it’s only been slightly torn twice, so at least it hasn’t been ripped out and shredded 🙂 Sometimes cookies are just downright evil when they crumble :/ Not to mention the calories but now I going off point so I’ll stop 😀


      1. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Um, you just told me I should stop trying to be unique soooooo why would I want to give you any more leverage? Haha! What’s there to tell? Apparently my craziness isn’t for everyone 🙂 Besides, I’ve got plenty of ideas of revenge but just can’t seem to follow them through, it’s this karma shit that’s got me scared senseless 😀

        Besides, someone told me a little while ago that this wasn’t the serious post, so you know :p


      2. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I should have played so much harder to get -_- see?!!! This is why I read a book back to front, next time I’ll do the same with comments, damn!!!! 😀


      3. John Guillen

        I would. But I have no money. And I’ve never traveled anywhere before. We should Skype. It would be fun and even if my awkwardness came out and I had no idea what to say I’d just be laughing at whatever you do. Let’s do it! 🙂


      4. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses 😀 Fun & scary because my awkwardness would come out too, and then we could just point at each other & hysterically laugh randomly 😀 And then you’d never want to talk to me again, and I’d be sad :,(


      5. John Guillen

        Yes I would! Everyday. Last chance to say okay. And to actually talk to me. If you don’t take advantage now then this opportunity may never come back.


      6. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I’m quitting this chat while I’m ahead. Who am I kidding? I’ve never been ahead but I choose not to embarrass myself any further, mainly because I think that’s impossible.


      7. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        😀 Noooooooo, I couldn’t do that. I’m a romantic at heart, I get people together not break them apart. I’m a Hippie born out of time 😉


      8. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        No I didn’t. Look, I can barely keep up with making sense of normal sentences and now you want me to read between them?! What is the world coming to?


      9. John Guillen

        I’m pretty sure you take any and every thing as a compliment. Better than being all girly about it and being sad and eating ice freak all alone. Haha 😉


      10. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Haha! Um, not true, at least not for ALL of us. I just don’t take compliments well because I’m shy in person. That just sounds weird and wrong, and a little self absorbed. I feel bad for you having to meet girls like that. That’s funny! 😀


      11. John Guillen

        This is the second comment in which you tell me you’re shy. And I still don’t believe it. Oh. And I also don’t believe what you say about girls and compliments. Superwoman admitted it! She said that no matter what’s going on or who you are, all girls think all guys are perverts. She doesn’t lie!


      12. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Oh so now Superwoman is the authority, is she? Well, I’m unique and I AM shy! Now girls thinking all guys are perverts is a COMPLETELY different issue 😀


      13. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Well, not to burst your bubble or anything, but having a video for everything doesn’t make anyone an authority – thanks goodness! Coz have you seen some of those YT videos? Weirrrrddddd :/


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