Please note that no matter what you do, be it a first date, a proposal, an argument, a punch up, anything really, it is always, yes, I mean always, going to play out better in my head.
It’s not you, it’s me. Well more specifically, it’s my wonderfully overactive, imagination enamoured cranium, so don’t take this look of disappointment personally – it’s just the way the cookie crumbles. My condolences by the way.
MP Sharma 
I’ve never been rejected. 😀 … but I had my heart broken four times. :(Just the way cookie crumbles. 🙂
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Really?! Broken hearts hurt, I console myself by telling my heart that it’s only been slightly torn twice, so at least it hasn’t been ripped out and shredded 🙂 Sometimes cookies are just downright evil when they crumble
Not to mention the calories but now I going off point so I’ll stop 😀
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That’s everyone with everything. Don’t try to make yourself out to be unique. 😉
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Oh, I’m sooorrrryy – geez! Tough Crowd 🙂
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Good. Tell me about the two times your heart has been slightly torn. We can discuss revenge. 🙂
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Um, you just told me I should stop trying to be unique soooooo why would I want to give you any more leverage? Haha! What’s there to tell? Apparently my craziness isn’t for everyone 🙂 Besides, I’ve got plenty of ideas of revenge but just can’t seem to follow them through, it’s this karma shit that’s got me scared senseless 😀
Besides, someone told me a little while ago that this wasn’t the serious post, so you know :p
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Ooooh. Okay. You’re going to tell me.
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I should have played so much harder to get -_- see?!!! This is why I read a book back to front, next time I’ll do the same with comments, damn!!!! 😀
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No you won’t. Cause then I’d have no idea what you’re talking about. Doesn’t make for interesting conversation.
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I don’t like you -_-
You’re like chocolate, I know you bad for me but I’m addicted dammit, ADDICTED 😀
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Yes you do! Otherwise you wouldn’t talk to me. Like everyday. Addicted? You say that but you still won’t come here. I don’t believe you.
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So does that mean you don’t really like me, because you’re not coming here?
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I would. But I have no money. And I’ve never traveled anywhere before. We should Skype. It would be fun and even if my awkwardness came out and I had no idea what to say I’d just be laughing at whatever you do. Let’s do it! 🙂
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Yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses 😀 Fun & scary because my awkwardness would come out too, and then we could just point at each other & hysterically laugh randomly 😀 And then you’d never want to talk to me again, and I’d be sad :,(
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Yes I would! Everyday. Last chance to say okay. And to actually talk to me. If you don’t take advantage now then this opportunity may never come back.
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I don’t believe you … besides I’ll just say I got to interview your fiancé, and that you could do the interview with me 😉
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I don’t understand what you just said. Haha
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Haha! Okay all you need to know is that it included Jen, so I am sure I do not need to explain ay further 🙂
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I knew that with the fiancé part. But I still don’t understand what you were saying. PH well.
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I’m quitting this chat while I’m ahead. Who am I kidding? I’ve never been ahead but I choose not to embarrass myself any further, mainly because I think that’s impossible.
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Maybe you were very mysteriously talking about stealing me away from Jen? Hmmm. Okay. You can. I won’t fight it. 😉
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😀 Noooooooo, I couldn’t do that. I’m a romantic at heart, I get people together not break them apart. I’m a Hippie born out of time 😉
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Well great. Ruin my day. I’m undesirable. Haha I actually laughed typing that.
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Whaaaatt?! When did I say anything you just accused me of? Geez, you try to be nice and this is what happens 😀
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Yes you did. I did your whole read between the lines thing. 😦
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No I didn’t. Look, I can barely keep up with making sense of normal sentences and now you want me to read between them?! What is the world coming to?
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You hating me. 😦
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Don’t pretend like you care, I’ve read your other posts already.
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Oh be quiet. I always make you laugh. Or at least try to. I don’t do that with people I don’t like.
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You do always make me laugh, this is very true, and I guess I’ll just have to take your word for it, but I’m sure you’re being deceitful
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🙂 and people don’t like being called liars. It’s not very nice.
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Really?! I’m ALWAYS being told that, I just started believing it was a compliment. My bad, sorry 🙂
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I’m pretty sure you take any and every thing as a compliment. Better than being all girly about it and being sad and eating ice freak all alone. Haha 😉
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I do take everything as a compliment, my ego doesn’t have it any other way 😀
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Good. Now I can tell you pretty much anything without you getting upset. Perfect. 😉
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Absolutely, I’m immune to negativity 🙂
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I was lying about your eyes.
Just kidding. I wouldn’t do that. Really. 🙂
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And then you say you’re not mean, I believe you for the first part of this conversation.
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I said I was kidding. Soooo blah. Your eyes are magical. (I tried to think of a corny pickup line about eyes but came up with nothing. Lol)
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Hahaha, my eyes are magical?! Hmm, thanks 🙂 I will warily accept this compliment as a half truth 😉
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All girls are bad at accepting compliments. But you’re the worst. You pretend they’re a lie. You shouldn’t. 😦
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Okay, okay. Are all girls bad at compliments, really? I hadn’t noticed, hmm.
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Yes. Very bad. They pretend they don’t hear. Or ignore. Or think every compliment from a guy equals “I want sex now.”
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Haha! Um, not true, at least not for ALL of us. I just don’t take compliments well because I’m shy in person. That just sounds weird and wrong, and a little self absorbed. I feel bad for you having to meet girls like that. That’s funny! 😀
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This is the second comment in which you tell me you’re shy. And I still don’t believe it. Oh. And I also don’t believe what you say about girls and compliments. Superwoman admitted it! She said that no matter what’s going on or who you are, all girls think all guys are perverts. She doesn’t lie!
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Oh so now Superwoman is the authority, is she? Well, I’m unique and I AM shy! Now girls thinking all guys are perverts is a COMPLETELY different issue 😀
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Yep. She has a video for everything. So yes, she’s the authority. On everything. You’re not shy. Nope.
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Well, not to burst your bubble or anything, but having a video for everything doesn’t make anyone an authority – thanks goodness! Coz have you seen some of those YT videos? Weirrrrddddd
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Nope. Only hers. All others are just annoying. I disagree.
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Well I disagree too so we’ll just have to agree to disagree. 😉
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We could say that for just about anything. And then no more talking.
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This is true, so what do you want me to do about it. Lie & say I agree???
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Yep! 🙂
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Fine, but now you’ll never know what’s the truth and what isn’t :p
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Yes I will. Cause if you lie to me then I’ll no longer talk to you. 🙂
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Stop threatening me, it’s downright cruel and un-stabling to my already fragile self concept.
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Why would you be fragile at all? Is something wrong? Call the police! Or talk to me. 🙂
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Don’t make fun of my fragility 😦 I can’t call the police, they’ve blocked my number for some reason
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Bahaha okay. That was funny. 🙂
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But sadly true
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Nope. Lies.
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