How was your weekend?

Mine was good until I decided to watch my karma.

So … I decided it was mean to cancel on my personal trainer friend. Just a word of warning to my valued readers, next time don’t be fooled by that smug bugger sitting on your right shoulder, at least the Devil perched on your left one doesn’t pretend to be nice when it’s channeling “Chucky”, the evil doll!

Because I truly believe you can learn something from every experience, here’s aΒ pointer or two:

1. Personal Trainers never “mistakenly” set a meeting spot near an obstacle course.

2. Trust your “spidey sense” that is ricocheting against the walls of your skull when it tells you there is something DEFINITELY wrong with this picture if a personal trainer entices you with “Come over, it’ll be fun. We can have ice cream later on”.

I worked out on my day off, which should be a punishable offence in a court of law by the way, and paid for my ice cream twice with a “casual run” (try blood pumping, heart attack inducing sprint that would put UsainΒ Bolt to shame).

My friend promised me that my backside would thank me today. Apparently, dead things can’t talk … or give pep talks, and because my body was bludgeoned to death yesterday, let’s just say, I’m still waiting for my thank you.

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36 thoughts on “How was your weekend?

      1. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Next to all the main statues in the world because clearly, we’re more important. So I’m thinking the Eiffel Tower, The Statue of Liberty, The Taj Ma Hal. Yes, that should be a good start. πŸ˜‰

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      2. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Haha! So true, we’re being offered milkshake & ice cream unlike the Eiffel Tower. We’re being selfless and making a name for cows all over the World too, geez, we’re so good, it’s heart wrenching πŸ™‚

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