… I thought I’d try this very theory with my supposed creative inspiration for my immensely shameful lack of writing ideas the past few days, so I sat in front of my computer and randomly tapped my keyboard frantically begging for a reprieve. This is what I came up with:
“kjewnfkeagjaoirej ;aaeoig a;orijgajkfng afv ;oairdjg akdrjg akrdjv ;ardgvhaknsemfd asdgvkj ajkdsghakesjgnjkasef ESUF ADSUKHGKADSJ AKSDJ Kkjs vkfj fvkjdafh akfdj ksfdjng ksdjnvkajwaov dvzj kdfzv”
As I fear plagiarism attacks against me, I’ve decided only to post a snippet of my wonderful work. As you can see, the metaphor is completely false, just because you once knew how to ride a bike, it doesn’t necessarily infer you won’t crash and burn down the line. Guess it’s back to the drawing board for me!