…Well I’m the one who did the dumping officially but apparently it’s unladylike to say so. In fact I quit on this annoying dude every Friday without fail and the rejoicing experienced at getting rid of him never ever diminishes.
I guess I should tell you all about him now, he’s my vicious alarm clock. I wake up early every Friday morning with a gleeful expression plastered across my dial as I chuck the little devil into the oblivion of my bottom draw after hurling the insanely small knobbly thingy shut tight with my forefinger as it assaults my poor, unsuspecting eardrums.
“Sayonara mate and for heaven’s sake just DON’T come back. It’s over, comprehende?”
Have a lovely weekend my lovelies 🙂