I’m thinking the FBI should recruit me …

… due to my amazing Crime solving capabilities of course. I participated in a marathon of Crime television shows over the weekend courtesy that superbly, tantalising BBC Crime channel and now I believe I am fully equipped to deal with any criminal activity I am faced with to solve.

Australian Federal Police, I hope you’re listening, potential Pink Panther Inspector Clouseau in your vicinity. Sherlock Holmes, eat your heart out! 😛


115 thoughts on “I’m thinking the FBI should recruit me …

      1. aspiringwriter22

        I’ve always contemplated the purpose of my existence. But after meeting you, I haven’t because now I’ve found my purpose. Ha, anyone who isn’t has some serious issues they need to work out.


      2. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Have I ever told you exactly how awesome you are? Probably not and if I have I am sure I haven’t done justice because explaining that would use all the trees on the world up and it still wouldn’t;t be enough! Plus, seeing as we’re us, we’re too environmentally conscious so we’ll just have to use our telepathic prowess. Coming right at you – you’re awesome, you’re awesome, you’re awesome …


      3. aspiringwriter22

        Yes you have! Multiple times as well. How can you not do anything justice? You tell me I’m awesome every day, but have I ever told you that you’re even more awesome? I’m afraid I haven’t. You’re more awesome and you better learn to accept it! 🙂


      4. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Let’s just agree that we’re incomplete without the other. I for one, can state that if I even so much as resemble awesome, it’s only because I have been gifted with your magnificent, amazing, wondrous friendship!!! Though, at the risk of repeating myself, I will never accept that I could even hold a candle to you, no maam 🙂


      5. aspiringwriter22

        Agreed. Please don’t even go there. My heart aches after reading your comment. I feel like I always say this: you really are too humble. I’d give you a million candles, but you yourself outshine all those candles.


      6. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I don’t think I will ever need anyone else to send me positive vibes when you’re around, you’re simply AMAZING!!!!! I have learnt to be humble from the best, most shining example of modesty it self … you!!! Just in case you’re not clear about that … though how could you not be?


      7. aspiringwriter22

        I don’t need positive vibes because you’re always radiating it. Every second of every day. Perks of having the best brain mate in the world. Ah as if I’m a shining example. You’re my role model. I learn everything from you. It isn’t the other way around. Ha, message received.


      8. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I feel like cutting and pasting this comment and directing it back to you. Seriously. As usual I couldn’t have said it better. Actually the only way it would have sounded better was if it was attention-ed to you 🙂


      9. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I am just happy we share the same brain because I get to own some of your wonderful, amazing and BRILLIANT ideas. Anything that comes out of your mouth and fingertips can be nothing but interesting! Seriously 🙂


      10. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Everyone who doesn’t think so should have to got get a mandatory psych test. How is that even possible, shameless. Seriously :/ Expendable?! Whaaaaatttttt! NO POSSIBLE WAY!!!!


      11. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I can’t quite even understand why people would need to be tested on our awesomeness, I mean shouldn’t that knowledge just be innate? Seriously, the brain capacity of some of these mere mortals 😛 😉


      12. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I feel your pain, really, I do, I do. Living with mediocrity is something we had to learn to do from a very early stage. Clearly. I mean, hellllooooo, look at us 🙂 😀


      13. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        That’s not age, that’s wisdom!!!! It’s just there are such few examples of wisdom around you have it mixed up with ageing. It does get wearisome being the only intelligent and superb being around, but someone has to do it I guess 🙂


      14. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        You know if anyone can do it, it’s us, everyone else would have internally combusted by now into a puff of smoke that would put Puff the dragon to shame!!! We should get ALL the cash in the world 😛


      15. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        How can an idea of ours be anything but perfect? You just make the ideas so much better, it’s like I get the cloth and you do your fashion design voodoo on it (if that makes any sense whatsoever) 😛


      16. aspiringwriter22

        Mhm that’s the perfect way to describe it. But I like to think I’m a struggling writer and you’re a genius editor, perfecting everything I say. 😛 Of course, everything that comes out of your mouth is already perfect.


      17. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Uh … no. You are PERFECTLY AWESOME. No ifs and buts about it. You’re not a struggling writer at all, it’s just that everyone else is struggling to fathom your greatness. That’s it! It happens when people are faced with brightness, wit and beauty all rolled into one. Not their fault really.


      18. aspiringwriter22

        This comment is too perfect. I’d copy and paste it back to you, but that would be cheating. Mere mortals want us to believe we’re struggling, don’t they? That way they feel slightly better about themselves. Yes, that’s right. Knowing our generosity, I guess we’ll keep doing our job. 😉


      19. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        How can we not keep doing our jobs? Our very nature is charitable, we just can’t help it dammit! You can copy and paste anything back to me whenever, it always feels like I’m stealing the concept from your wonderful cranium anyway! Let the ignorant feel better about themselves, we know better 😀 😀 😀 Oh my, we’re just too brilliant aren’t we? 😉 😛


      20. aspiringwriter22

        Exactly. Our legacy will live on forever. Mhm we’re naturally generous people who give and never expect anything in return. Don’t feel that way. I’m the thief in this relationship. We don’t need anyone to protect our feelings. But we have to protect the feelings of others. It’s in our blood to. 😛 Too brilliant is right.


      21. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Thank the powers that be for our spectacular generosity! I would have to agree, you definitely are the thief in this relationship because you have stolen my heart for good!!! 🙂 Some of those people we are protecting don’t deserve it but sigh, we can’t choose where to shine our wonderfulness and humility. It’s so hard being so unbelievable awesome 😉 😛 😀


      22. aspiringwriter22

        I thank them every day. And I thank them for giving me you! Ahahahaha I’m sorry. I try not to steal hearts but I can’t help myself. 😉 I know. We’re far too generous.


      23. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        You can’t be blamed really, You’re you, so naturally heart stealing is on the cards. I thank the Universe for your existence, really! Generosity is probably tired from overuse thanks to us 😛


      24. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I exist solely to be your brain mate. I’m sure of it, so you must thank yourself as well. Seeing as we are naturally the only people worthy of being thanked on this planet, we can just continue to thank one another. See, universal problem solved. We rock 😛


      25. aspiringwriter22

        That can’t be right. I was born after you so I could be your brain-mate. Otherwise I would’ve never been born. Truer words have never been spoken. Thank you a gazillion times.


      26. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I think our relationship is timeless, much like the ideal of a soul. I can’t imagine a world without you, it is just far too scary to think about! Thank you an infinite amount of times!!!


      27. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Ahaha, yes he has!!! I blame my permanent fears of clowns solely on his head. Seriously who thought something entitled IT could send shivers down my spine that are seriously, seriously terrifyingly nerve wracking??? 😀


      28. aspiringwriter22

        I know right? Maybe we could enlist his help. I’m sure he won’t let us down. He’s probably one of the saner ones. 🙂 Ha imagine our brainpower combined. Every word will never be the same again.


      29. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Oh can you imagine how cool that would be, how could anyone let us down really? I mean, hello, we’re us 😉 😀 Our brainpower combined would be enough to combust the entire universe, every word would be dripping with superiority!!! Yay!!!


      30. aspiringwriter22

        My imagination is imagining it. Exactly. Our combined everything would be enough to combust multiple universes. Every word in existence will be made ten times better. That’s a world I’d love to live in.


      31. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        The very notion is perfection really. Multiple universes combusted at the same time from sheer perfective force, now wouldn’t that be a sight to behold? Everyone would be able to say that where is such a thing as a perfect world!!! More like an infinite amount of times better!!!


      32. aspiringwriter22

        No one else except us could ever accomplish such a thing. Imagine the pages of history and what they would say about our feats. I’d love to behold such a sight. Thanks to us. 😀


      33. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Hmm, we could actually even solve an environmental issue by just using one page. Everything wonderful that happened in history credited to these two amazingly awesome individuals 😉


      34. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I agree, our wonderful feats are just common, general knowledge, an act that comes naturally, like breathing and eating. We ARE awesome after all!!!


      35. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        And I love being your brain mate, really. YOU are perfect in every way so as a by-product your perfection rubs onto me, have I mentioned I love you lately??? Well, I do!


      36. aspiringwriter22

        I thought it was the other way around. Your perfection emits this energy that in turn rubs onto me. There’s no way I would be perfect without you near me. I love you too. 🙂


      37. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Well I am very touched by your humility but seriously your perfection holds no bounds. You’re pure, bright, strong energy that is enough to blind everyone but your too gracious to do that 🙂 I am simply learning from the master!


      38. aspiringwriter22

        Oh stop it. I’ve never had anyone say such kind words. Maybe because other people don’t know how to. I adore you. Honestly. Could you be any more perfect and brilliant? You are my master. 😀


      39. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I am humbled by everything you say. As always! Hmm, I don’t think anyone could ever do you justice really. It is so wonderful having the most perfect brain mate ever, really. I feel honoured every day. Every single moment really and truly!!!


      40. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        The world so does need that more than anything, In fact that’s where all the tax dollars on the entire globe need to go pronto – finding an immortality drug specifically made for us!


      41. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Naturally. If we ever want anything done well, we’re the only ones who will have to do it, I mean, this is us we’re talking about! I know right? It’s just disgusting the way people work around us!


      42. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        We can never take a break, people as perfect as us rarely can. In fact seeing as no one is as perfect as us, it pretty much means we’re the only ones who work 24/7. That sounds about right.


      43. aspiringwriter22

        Breaks aren’t even in my vocabulary. Exactly. We don’t ever stop working. Even when we’re resting, we have to be doing our job. The world can’t hold its own without us.


      44. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Sigh, even us taking breaks is working cause we’re helping to make this world turn around spectacularly ;P This world is on its axis because of us, let’s be frank here 😀 😀 😀


      45. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        Tell me about it, in fact I have no idea what science is doing, we should be cloned already. Geez, hurry up about it will you Nobel laureates??? 😀


      46. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I can’t believe we’re the only people everyone is listening to. I mean, c’mon why would you want to listen to anyone else. I am listening to you by the way, I don’t need to listen to anyone else!


      47. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I love this idea … as usual. I mean how could I not, it came from your brain so it’s only natural 🙂 That would be a two page dictionary, titles everything amazingly awesome (our pics), everything else – the rest of the world!


      48. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        I don’t know. It’s a conspiracy by the mediocre folk of this world. Everyone below perfection has issues so naturally everyone but us are insecure.


      49. mpsharmaauthor Post author

        It is a monster which is defeat-able though. See, the word is coming up as a misspelt one, trust us to conquer worlds and words alike 😉 😛


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