…Â due to my amazing Crime solving capabilities of course. I participated in a marathon of Crime television shows over the weekend courtesy that superbly, tantalising BBC Crime channel and now I believe I am fully equipped to deal with any criminal activity I am faced with to solve.
Australian Federal Police, I hope you’re listening, potential Pink Panther Inspector Clouseau in your vicinity. Sherlock Holmes, eat your heart out! 😛
MP Sharma 
Always remember everybody wants to recruit you. 😉
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Awww, now I hope everyone else is reading this 🙂
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I bet some people are worried you’ll make them lose their jobs. 😀
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If the whole world was you, well, it would be perfect. Naturally 😛
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Too bad the whole world can’t be seven billion copies of you and me. 😉
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Oh, just thi8nking about this gives me goose bumps 😛 If only, what a beautiful world that would be … perfection!
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If anyone can make that happen, it’s us. 😀 We’ll make the world a bit more perfect until it is perfect!
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Well we are the epitome of perfection, so it is only natural 😉
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Exactly. There’s nothing we can’t accomplish. Individually and as a team.
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You’re like the coolest! Have I mentioned that b4, I’m sure I have but perfection often needs to be restated over and over and over and over 🙂
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Perfection can never be overstated. In fact I think we’re so modest and humble, we understate our wonderful, incredible selves!
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Just existing for us in an understatement if you think about it. I am sure people are blinded by all the wonder that we exuberate. I mean how could they NOT be????
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I’ve always contemplated the purpose of my existence. But after meeting you, I haven’t because now I’ve found my purpose. Ha, anyone who isn’t has some serious issues they need to work out.
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Have I ever told you exactly how awesome you are? Probably not and if I have I am sure I haven’t done justice because explaining that would use all the trees on the world up and it still wouldn’t;t be enough! Plus, seeing as we’re us, we’re too environmentally conscious so we’ll just have to use our telepathic prowess. Coming right at you – you’re awesome, you’re awesome, you’re awesome …
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Yes you have! Multiple times as well. How can you not do anything justice? You tell me I’m awesome every day, but have I ever told you that you’re even more awesome? I’m afraid I haven’t. You’re more awesome and you better learn to accept it! 🙂
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Let’s just agree that we’re incomplete without the other. I for one, can state that if I even so much as resemble awesome, it’s only because I have been gifted with your magnificent, amazing, wondrous friendship!!! Though, at the risk of repeating myself, I will never accept that I could even hold a candle to you, no maam 🙂
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Agreed. Please don’t even go there. My heart aches after reading your comment. I feel like I always say this: you really are too humble. I’d give you a million candles, but you yourself outshine all those candles.
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I don’t think I will ever need anyone else to send me positive vibes when you’re around, you’re simply AMAZING!!!!! I have learnt to be humble from the best, most shining example of modesty it self … you!!! Just in case you’re not clear about that … though how could you not be?
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I don’t need positive vibes because you’re always radiating it. Every second of every day. Perks of having the best brain mate in the world. Ah as if I’m a shining example. You’re my role model. I learn everything from you. It isn’t the other way around. Ha, message received.
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I feel like cutting and pasting this comment and directing it back to you. Seriously. As usual I couldn’t have said it better. Actually the only way it would have sounded better was if it was attention-ed to you 🙂
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I want to cut and paste everything you write. It’s that awesome. But to keep things interesting, I use my brain, which is really our brain to reply to your comments. Pft, no no no.
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I am just happy we share the same brain because I get to own some of your wonderful, amazing and BRILLIANT ideas. Anything that comes out of your mouth and fingertips can be nothing but interesting! Seriously 🙂
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But my ideas are your ideas. 😛 Oh, don’t even say that. Not everyone thinks so. But it’s good to know you think I’m interesting, and not expendable.
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Everyone who doesn’t think so should have to got get a mandatory psych test. How is that even possible, shameless. Seriously
Expendable?! Whaaaaatttttt! NO POSSIBLE WAY!!!!
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Ha when we take over the world, we’ll make the test mandatory. 😛 I mean how can people not get our awesomeness? Perhaps it’s a jealousy issue. 😀
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I can’t quite even understand why people would need to be tested on our awesomeness, I mean shouldn’t that knowledge just be innate? Seriously, the brain capacity of some of these mere mortals 😛 😉
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I don’t comprehend it either. But I guess it’s something we’ll have to live with. Dealing with mere mortals greatly tests my patience.
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I feel your pain, really, I do, I do. Living with mediocrity is something we had to learn to do from a very early stage. Clearly. I mean, hellllooooo, look at us 🙂 😀
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You’re the best medicine really. The pain isn’t so bad now. Whatever would I do without you? Clearly. I’ve aged far too quickly. It feels like centuries.
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That’s not age, that’s wisdom!!!! It’s just there are such few examples of wisdom around you have it mixed up with ageing. It does get wearisome being the only intelligent and superb being around, but someone has to do it I guess 🙂
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Ha, how could I possibly confuse the two?! Silly me. It’s hard. The world does everything possible to shake me up. At least we share the job. 😉
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Of course we share the job! We share everything 😛 You could NEVER EVER be silly, everyone else is. No arguments about it 🙂
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If only we made some cash from this job. It’s exhausting at times. Okay fine. Argument dropped.
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You know if anyone can do it, it’s us, everyone else would have internally combusted by now into a puff of smoke that would put Puff the dragon to shame!!! We should get ALL the cash in the world 😛
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Ooo then we can roll around in it. And make everything out of cash. I love the idea. 🙂
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How can an idea of ours be anything but perfect? You just make the ideas so much better, it’s like I get the cloth and you do your fashion design voodoo on it (if that makes any sense whatsoever) 😛
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Mhm that’s the perfect way to describe it. But I like to think I’m a struggling writer and you’re a genius editor, perfecting everything I say. 😛 Of course, everything that comes out of your mouth is already perfect.
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Uh … no. You are PERFECTLY AWESOME. No ifs and buts about it. You’re not a struggling writer at all, it’s just that everyone else is struggling to fathom your greatness. That’s it! It happens when people are faced with brightness, wit and beauty all rolled into one. Not their fault really.
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This comment is too perfect. I’d copy and paste it back to you, but that would be cheating. Mere mortals want us to believe we’re struggling, don’t they? That way they feel slightly better about themselves. Yes, that’s right. Knowing our generosity, I guess we’ll keep doing our job. 😉
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How can we not keep doing our jobs? Our very nature is charitable, we just can’t help it dammit! You can copy and paste anything back to me whenever, it always feels like I’m stealing the concept from your wonderful cranium anyway! Let the ignorant feel better about themselves, we know better 😀 😀 😀 Oh my, we’re just too brilliant aren’t we? 😉 😛
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Exactly. Our legacy will live on forever. Mhm we’re naturally generous people who give and never expect anything in return. Don’t feel that way. I’m the thief in this relationship. We don’t need anyone to protect our feelings. But we have to protect the feelings of others. It’s in our blood to. 😛 Too brilliant is right.
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Thank the powers that be for our spectacular generosity! I would have to agree, you definitely are the thief in this relationship because you have stolen my heart for good!!! 🙂 Some of those people we are protecting don’t deserve it but sigh, we can’t choose where to shine our wonderfulness and humility. It’s so hard being so unbelievable awesome 😉 😛 😀
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I thank them every day. And I thank them for giving me you! Ahahahaha I’m sorry. I try not to steal hearts but I can’t help myself. 😉 I know. We’re far too generous.
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You can’t be blamed really, You’re you, so naturally heart stealing is on the cards. I thank the Universe for your existence, really! Generosity is probably tired from overuse thanks to us 😛
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I can’t. My existence wouldn’t be complete without your existence so you’ll have to thank yourself. Naturally. It must be exhausted.
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I exist solely to be your brain mate. I’m sure of it, so you must thank yourself as well. Seeing as we are naturally the only people worthy of being thanked on this planet, we can just continue to thank one another. See, universal problem solved. We rock 😛
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That can’t be right. I was born after you so I could be your brain-mate. Otherwise I would’ve never been born. Truer words have never been spoken. Thank you a gazillion times.
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I think our relationship is timeless, much like the ideal of a soul. I can’t imagine a world without you, it is just far too scary to think about! Thank you an infinite amount of times!!!
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I hope so. I can’t just find someone so perfect and lose her. What a nightmare that would be. Thank you thank you thank you.
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You are welcome, welcome, welcome!!! 🙂 A life without you in it is worst than anything Stephen King could ever conjure up
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And King has conjured up a lot of horrible things. 😉
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Ahaha, yes he has!!! I blame my permanent fears of clowns solely on his head. Seriously who thought something entitled IT could send shivers down my spine that are seriously, seriously terrifyingly nerve wracking??? 😀
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I know right? Maybe we could enlist his help. I’m sure he won’t let us down. He’s probably one of the saner ones. 🙂 Ha imagine our brainpower combined. Every word will never be the same again.
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Oh can you imagine how cool that would be, how could anyone let us down really? I mean, hello, we’re us 😉 😀 Our brainpower combined would be enough to combust the entire universe, every word would be dripping with superiority!!! Yay!!!
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My imagination is imagining it. Exactly. Our combined everything would be enough to combust multiple universes. Every word in existence will be made ten times better. That’s a world I’d love to live in.
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The very notion is perfection really. Multiple universes combusted at the same time from sheer perfective force, now wouldn’t that be a sight to behold? Everyone would be able to say that where is such a thing as a perfect world!!! More like an infinite amount of times better!!!
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No one else except us could ever accomplish such a thing. Imagine the pages of history and what they would say about our feats. I’d love to behold such a sight. Thanks to us. 😀
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Hmm, we could actually even solve an environmental issue by just using one page. Everything wonderful that happened in history credited to these two amazingly awesome individuals 😉
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You summed up history perfectly. I’m sure we don’t even need one page. We can do everything and anything after all.
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I agree, our wonderful feats are just common, general knowledge, an act that comes naturally, like breathing and eating. We ARE awesome after all!!!
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Mhm we don’t even need to think about what we’re doing. We’re perfect in every way. I love being us. There’s no one else I’d rather be.
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And I love being your brain mate, really. YOU are perfect in every way so as a by-product your perfection rubs onto me, have I mentioned I love you lately??? Well, I do!
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I thought it was the other way around. Your perfection emits this energy that in turn rubs onto me. There’s no way I would be perfect without you near me. I love you too. 🙂
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Well I am very touched by your humility but seriously your perfection holds no bounds. You’re pure, bright, strong energy that is enough to blind everyone but your too gracious to do that 🙂 I am simply learning from the master!
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Oh stop it. I’ve never had anyone say such kind words. Maybe because other people don’t know how to. I adore you. Honestly. Could you be any more perfect and brilliant? You are my master. 😀
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I am humbled by everything you say. As always! Hmm, I don’t think anyone could ever do you justice really. It is so wonderful having the most perfect brain mate ever, really. I feel honoured every day. Every single moment really and truly!!!
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You do me justice. Life wouldn’t be the same without you. Gee, we should really be immortal and live forever. The world needs that more than anything.
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The world so does need that more than anything, In fact that’s where all the tax dollars on the entire globe need to go pronto – finding an immortality drug specifically made for us!
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Good God I can’t believe they haven’t discovered the drug already. We have to live forever. I guess if we want something done, we’ll have to do it ourselves.
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Naturally. If we ever want anything done well, we’re the only ones who will have to do it, I mean, this is us we’re talking about! I know right? It’s just disgusting the way people work around us!
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Yep. Besides no one else is capable and competent enough. We’ll have to suck it up and get the job done. Ugh don’t even get me started on that.
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We can never take a break, people as perfect as us rarely can. In fact seeing as no one is as perfect as us, it pretty much means we’re the only ones who work 24/7. That sounds about right.
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Breaks aren’t even in my vocabulary. Exactly. We don’t ever stop working. Even when we’re resting, we have to be doing our job. The world can’t hold its own without us.
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Sigh, even us taking breaks is working cause we’re helping to make this world turn around spectacularly ;P This world is on its axis because of us, let’s be frank here 😀 😀 😀
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I didn’t realize we did so much for this world. Everyone should be thanking us truly. If only others could admit and accept the truth.
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If only, then this world would be a much better place, I mean it’s already pretty much perfect cause we’re in it, but you know 😉
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We seriously need to clone ourselves. Then we can make the clones do some of the work. 😛 This job isn’t easy. The whole world is at stake here.
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Tell me about it, in fact I have no idea what science is doing, we should be cloned already. Geez, hurry up about it will you Nobel laureates??? 😀
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Maybe this is another one of those things we’ll have to do ourselves? Sigh, people need to start pulling their weight. Hello? Is anybody listening to us?
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I can’t believe we’re the only people everyone is listening to. I mean, c’mon why would you want to listen to anyone else. I am listening to you by the way, I don’t need to listen to anyone else!
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I’m always listening even when you aren’t speaking. Let’s be real, our silences are just as important as our words.
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Once again, so very true. Only our silence can say as much as it does, we’re so educational even when we’re sleeping 😛
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Gosh we are great. I love being us. And that makes me feel better about sleeping. 😛
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Anything that makes you feel better about sleeping is a keeper in my opinion 😉 😀
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Any reason to sleep is justified. All this time I did my best to sleep as little as possible. Bless my generous soul. Bless yours too.
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Bless both of us! Yay!!! Absolutely, sleeping is ALWAYS justifiable. Let’s be honest 😛
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Exactly. We totally deserve it after working so hard all day. Even we need to rest.
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Thank goodness for the night time and the fact that the majority of the human race likes sleep otherwise we’d be working 24/7 -_-
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Yeah we need sleep too. Working all day, every day is hard, even for us. Still we’re too generous to not care about this planet. 🙂
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Generosity is really tailored after us if you think about it. This planet is so very lucky to have us, just stating the obvious again!
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Many words were made just for us. The dictionary needs to have our faces in it. That would simplify everything. Of course. We have every right to do so.
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I love this idea … as usual. I mean how could I not, it came from your brain so it’s only natural 🙂 That would be a two page dictionary, titles everything amazingly awesome (our pics), everything else – the rest of the world!
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Short and simple. I love it. You have the best ideas. Seriously why aren’t all dictionaries written by us?
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I don’t know. It’s a conspiracy by the mediocre folk of this world. Everyone below perfection has issues so naturally everyone but us are insecure.
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You are right like you always are. We’ll let it go. Insecurity is a terrible monster to battle.
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It is a monster which is defeat-able though. See, the word is coming up as a misspelt one, trust us to conquer worlds and words alike 😉 😛
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Hah we shall be the makers of words and worlds. It’s for best. Humankind needs us.
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Humankind continues to exist because of us! Our existence is for the best-est best 😉 😛
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And I continue to exist because of you. Let’s be honest there’s no reason to live if you weren’t alive.
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Well, in all honesty I feel exactly the same way. Maybe it’s just the 2 of us that’s needed really. Forget that maybe … I mean absolutely!
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I love your confidence. It gives me life. 🙂
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And I love YOU, YOU and ONLY you!!!
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You should love yourself too. 😀
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h okay, but only because you say so. I can’t disagree with you. That would just be wrong 😛
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Hahaha you can disagree with me. It’s okay. People have done so in the past and people will continue to.
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I don’t even know HOW that’s possible. Disagreeing with you rips me in half 😦
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Ah I’ll stitch you up so that your whole again.
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Oh wow, our very own version of Humpty Dumpty 🙂
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Haha true. It’s been a long time since anyone has mentioned that nursery rhyme.
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Trust us to bring it back into fashion 🙂
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We bring everything good back and create whatever is missing.
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Basically we’re everything wonderful, let’s just cut to the chase 😛
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Why dont you independently find out the malasiyan Jets and then do something ground breaking about KALA DHAN.. WHY WHY??
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What a great idea boss! Okay, I’m starting now 😀
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