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Why I’d prefer you penned down your argument …

Wouldn’t it be great if we could argue on paper instead?

Imagine that.

If you could just yell at me in prose, it would be so wonderful.

I could watch my favourite show without the constant bickering. And you could watch yours. Why do we always have to pick the time we want to watch TV to relate how much better the other one could be?

We could actually think before we spat out the venom that we do. Writing often makes us think before we unleash the poison within.

You and I could make up before we actually fought. Imagine that.

We would be forced to give one another the benefit of doubt before we pounced. Maybe we’d have enough time to reflect and realise the other one’s not the only one at fault.

Now, don’t you wish you could write our argument instead of using our vocal cords as well?

Maybe we could go to the beach and read each other’s qualms while we sun bake.

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Why clumsy people shouldn’t get pierced


I had ten piercings before I got an industrial one in my right ear over the weekend so naturally, you could hardly be blamed for thinking that I should know better by now, right?

Wrong.

How the hell anyone with two fresh, brand new holes in their ear would decide to go and get the phone cord intricately wrapped around their newest piercing after being as “experienced” as I am in this department is beyond me. Really.

The excruciating pain experienced is one of those rare circumstances where words will miserably fall short. The term vivisection, a humungous understatement. It was like having The Little Mermaid’s main villain, Ursula’s tentacles wrapped around my ear for an eternity, refusing to relent unless I gave her my soul.

Just take the ear, will you?

So I was up at 5am, which is never a pretty picture for me.

Lets just say, even makeup doesn’t make this face look any better or brighter  … but whatever.

Anyway, you know those days that could just not be anymore perfect? Well, I had one of those days today.

Met a client at Bondi Beach, next to the surf and sand. Even a Monday looked shiny today. Just goes to show that the Early Bird really does get the best worm, but I’m a vegetarian and sometimes the good stuff is in the novelty, so my Indian genes have won out and I am still going to be trying my hardest to wake up after the Sun comes up, I mean it’s only fair. That is until Thursday morning when I am waking up at 3:30am. Seriously -_-

Naturally, ALL of you need to know my sleep habits, I’m positive your day’s complete now that you know my nocturnal (or lack of it) schedule. Well, they do say sharing is caring! 😛

Friday Checklist!!!

1 – Refuse to open my eyes until at least after 12 hours of sleep – check

2 – Ample amount of Junk Food to stuff my face with – check

3 – Hazardous Repellent Spray for any “healthy” foods like fruit and vegetables – check

4 – Slippers for frolicking in the sand – check

5 – Sunscreen for getting MORE of a tan at Bondi Beach – check

6 – Hairbrush to rip out the knots as a result of sea slash windswept hair – check

6 – Leaving my brain at home the entire weekend. Following the analysis of my lack of counting skills at numbering this checklist -Yeah baby, yeah! CHECK!!!

Have a spectacular weekend my peeps 🙂

Why I Love October …

1. We’re finally into double digits, which makes me feel like I’ve achieved something, namely close to another year with my brain intact (okay fine, most of it anyway).

2. It’s smack bang in the middle of Spring where everything is starting to awake, ready to p-a-r-t-y!!!

3. This year, it’s when all the celebrations happen for Indians – Navratri, Karwa Chauth, the Festival of Lights (Diwali) and who doesn’t like a good celebration, right?

4. Summer Holidays are just around the corner – Aussie sun, Aussie Beaches, Barbeques (even for vegetarians), shorts and string tops, good, safe tans!!! Oh, and did I mention heaps and heaps of ICE CREAM!!!!!!!

Now explain to me again, how anyone could possibly not be ecstatic about October? 🙂