MP Sharma

I have come to realise that you can learn everything from someone or something from everyone.

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John Guillen July 9, 2014 at 6:13 am

What have you learned from me? 🙂

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1. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 9, 2014 at 9:08 am
  
  How to be mean & sarcastic to someone ALL the time and still have them talk to you :p
  
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  1. John Guillen July 9, 2014 at 2:15 pm
    
    Whaaaa!? I’m sarcastic. I’m not mean. You said you like my sarcasm. 😦
    
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  2. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 10, 2014 at 4:31 am
    
    hahaha! You asked me that I learnt from you, I’m giving you a compliment!
    
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  3. John Guillen July 10, 2014 at 5:09 am
    
    Ugh. I never know what the heck you mean. Sheesh! Are you sayimg you’re sarcastic and mean or I am or I don’t even know!
    
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  4. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 10, 2014 at 8:15 am
    
    Both, whatever, anything that makes you feel like I’m the nice one in this equation and makes you feel a miniscule sting of embarrassment at treating me badly :p
    
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  5. John Guillen July 10, 2014 at 8:25 am
    
    Since I don’t treat you badly at all I’m just going to ignore you. Starting now.
    
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  6. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 11, 2014 at 4:25 am
    
    Whaaaaaatttt?! How could you POSSIBLY ignore me??? HOW dammit, how?????
    
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  7. John Guillen July 11, 2014 at 4:57 am
    
    Cause that’s what you do to me every weekend.
    
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  8. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 11, 2014 at 7:04 am
    
    You know you should be happy about that, at least you get a reprieve!
    
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  9. John Guillen July 11, 2014 at 7:22 am
    
    But you make me think all week you like talking to me. Then BAM you don’t. 😦
    
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  10. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 14, 2014 at 1:58 am
    
    Whatever, you know you look forward to the weekend, now you get a break from your weekly activities and me! What more could you ask for?
    
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  11. John Guillen July 14, 2014 at 3:01 am
    
    No. 😦
    
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  12. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 15, 2014 at 2:06 am
    
    Don’t lie -_-. You know you enjoy your brief two days of sanity 😉
    
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  13. John Guillen July 15, 2014 at 6:08 am
    
    No. I’m sad.
    
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  14. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 16, 2014 at 1:26 am
    
    Don’t be sad. Go have a big chilled glass of strawberry milkshake and then look in the mirror and decide whether you want to make that milk moustache permanent. That should take the WHOLE weekend 😉
    
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  15. John Guillen July 16, 2014 at 2:12 am
    
    I like my mustache. Without strawberry milk shake. Thank you very much.
    
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  16. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 17, 2014 at 1:45 am
    
    Yes, okay. But imagine having a 2 in 1 moustache! You get to have it and when you’re hungry, you’ve got the remnants of a strawberry milkshake? I think this idea could be marketed! 😀
    
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  17. John Guillen July 17, 2014 at 4:43 am
    
    Who even drinks milkshakes? I don’t. So not happening. Lol
    
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  18. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 17, 2014 at 11:02 am
    
    Um, hellooooo!!! ME!!!! And too bad for you, I constantly have a 2 in 1 thing going on, good thing I rock a moustache 😉 No Indian innuendos please 😉
    
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  19. John Guillen July 18, 2014 at 1:44 am
    
    Are you sure you don’t drink beer and call it milkshakes so you don’t feel bad about your bad decision making? Hmmm. You don’t have a mustache. I’m looking at your face right now. Hmmm again.
    
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  20. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 18, 2014 at 3:59 am
    
    How many times have I told you – Photoshop!!! I don’t drink remember, just milkshakes for me, yummy, frothy smooth milkshakes. I’m going to go and make myself one, so these new calories I’m shoving into my mouth are on you, thanks a lot!
    
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  21. John Guillen July 18, 2014 at 4:13 am
    
    Lies. I know. Okay. And you should drink whatever you want. Nothing wrong with that. No one likes counting calories or watching their weight 24/7. So drink up.
    
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  22. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 18, 2014 at 9:51 am
    
    It’s not a lie. I just had a banana milkshake, and you’re right no one likes watching their weight 24/7, even though body builders don’t need to worry about all that crap unlike us mere mortals
    
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  23. John Guillen July 18, 2014 at 3:44 pm
    
    Oh be quiet. What do you want me to say to that? That you look great? Okay. You look great. There. Now shhhh. 🙂
    
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  24. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 21, 2014 at 1:56 am
    
    Opposite Day makes this comment a whole lot more easier to comprehend now :p
    
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  25. John Guillen July 22, 2014 at 12:21 am
    
    I don’t see why. Then what I said wouldn’t actually be to you. Or would it? Stop this opposite day stuff! It’s confusing me!
    
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  26. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 22, 2014 at 1:37 am
    
    The rules of opposite day are simple. You take what you don’t like and twist it into something you do and leave all the rest, it’s very amazing actually 😀
    
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  27. John Guillen July 22, 2014 at 5:04 pm
    
    I don’t like you. Now I’m twisting you into strawberries.🍓 Like that? 😉
    
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  28. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 23, 2014 at 1:48 am
    
    What?! Where’s the rest of that comment? Is that it? Well that was disappointing 😦
    
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  29. John Guillen July 23, 2014 at 1:56 am
    
    Hm. Whoops. I’m just enjoying my strawberries now.
    
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  30. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 24, 2014 at 2:06 am
    
    Is that what you were going to say? Really, argh the madness!!!!!
    
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  31. John Guillen July 24, 2014 at 2:47 am
    
    No. But I turned you into strawberries and they came out good. Okay. This comment is a little weird. I’m just going to stop. Haha
    
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  32. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 25, 2014 at 2:36 am
    
    Um, okkkaaaayyyy!!! Haha! Let’s just end this one now 😀
    
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  33. John Guillen July 25, 2014 at 9:00 am
    
    Is that you acknowledging my random awkwardness? Haha
    
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  34. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 28, 2014 at 1:58 am
    
    That would be the pot calling the kettle black 😉
    
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  35. John Guillen July 30, 2014 at 1:50 am
    
    I didn’t understand that the first time you said it. Hmmm.
    
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  36. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 30, 2014 at 2:04 am
    
    Now I can’t remember why I said it.
    
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  37. John Guillen July 30, 2014 at 2:46 am
    
    Of course. More forgetfulness. You need to get your memory checked. Haha
    
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  38. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 30, 2014 at 10:57 am
    
    I know, you’re right, maybe it has something to do with all the voices in my head?
    
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  39. John Guillen July 30, 2014 at 7:26 pm
    
    How many are there? I think I know….maybe three? If those count.
    
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  40. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 31, 2014 at 1:40 am
    
    So far, that sounds about right, who knows, they just pop up whenever they feel like really 😀
    
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  41. John Guillen July 31, 2014 at 1:53 am
    
    Hahaha sometimes I think you actually hear voices.
    
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  42. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 31, 2014 at 2:31 am
    
    You just think still, not believe?!?!?!
    
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  43. John Guillen July 31, 2014 at 2:36 am
    
    I KNOW you don’t! Now that you’re on YouTube! You’re perfectly normal. 🙂
    
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  44. mpsharmaauthor Post authorJuly 31, 2014 at 7:08 am
    
    Saved! I restrained myself for long enough to look semi normal :p
    
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  45. John Guillen July 31, 2014 at 7:14 am
    
    Ha! Whatever you say.
    
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  46. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 1, 2014 at 2:38 am
    
    Thank you, I knew you’d come around eventually 😉
    
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  47. John Guillen August 1, 2014 at 2:57 am
    
    I’m just avoiding an unnecessary argument. 🙂
    
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  48. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 1, 2014 at 4:53 am
    
    That’s a good idea 😉 I couldn’t reply to any other comments … how sad 😦 Oh well, guess we’ll just have to start all over again and WordPress thinks they can curb me.
    
    Oh, they’re so wrong! 😉
    
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  49. John Guillen August 1, 2014 at 4:57 am
    
    I was trying to figure out why I only had like two or three from you. 😦 hmm. Wanna boycott WordPress?
    
    Hey WordPress, we’re going elsewhere! I don’t know where.
    
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  50. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 1, 2014 at 4:59 am
    
    Haha, nooooooooo, I could never not reply to you, you’re like my security blanket, remember? Yeah WordPress, we’re going somewhere, now that’s a threat like no other 🙂
    
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  51. John Guillen August 1, 2014 at 5:03 am
    
    Hmmm okay. 🙂 where do you wanna go? Alaska? London? Paris?
    
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  52. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 1, 2014 at 10:11 am
    
    Oohh, hmm, all of them! Seeing as the reality of this is minimal, why don’t we just splurge?
    
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  53. John Guillen August 2, 2014 at 12:16 am
    
    You can’t have doubts from the beginning! Geez.
    
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  54. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 4, 2014 at 2:23 am
    
    Oh, okay. Sorry. Um Antarctica!
    
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  55. John Guillen August 4, 2014 at 2:36 am
    
    Really? You want to go freeze and die in frigid temperatures?
    
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  56. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 4, 2014 at 2:38 am
    
    Um, yeah, why not? It’ll be different right and then we can right a bestseller on how we conquered freezing temperatures and … penguins 😀
    
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  57. John Guillen August 4, 2014 at 2:42 am
    
    Hahaha I don’t think I could write anything with you around. We’d be laughing at everything or nothing or whatever. 🙂
    
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  58. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 5, 2014 at 1:44 am
    
    This is very true, at least we’d be having fun and getting what’s so funny, no more blank stares of bewilderment! Yay!!!
    
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  59. John Guillen August 5, 2014 at 1:46 am
    
    Now you just need to make it happen. 🙂
    
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  60. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 5, 2014 at 11:19 am
    
    Okay, no pressure. Um, why just me? What’s your input to making this happen btw? 🙂
    
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  61. John Guillen August 5, 2014 at 4:23 pm
    
    Being awesome enough to want to meet you. 🙂 what more do you need?
    
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  62. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 6, 2014 at 2:09 am
    
    True, silly me. Of course that would HAVE to be enough.
    
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  63. John Guillen August 6, 2014 at 2:13 am
    
    Why not!? How many people do you have on the other side of the world who think you’re cool enough to go to Antarctica or where ever? Hmmm? Hmmmm?
    
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  64. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 7, 2014 at 2:22 am
    
    Hmm, let me think. None because I have no other friends who would ever think anything about me except crazy chick 😀
    
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  65. John Guillen August 7, 2014 at 2:25 am
    
    Good. I don’t think that at all. Which you already know. 🙂
    
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  66. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 8, 2014 at 1:56 am
    
    I know, which is why you’re so great! Yup, you are 🙂
    
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  67. John Guillen August 8, 2014 at 2:01 am
    
    But not great enough. $:\$
    
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  68. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 8, 2014 at 8:25 am
    
    Um, who says so?
    
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  69. John Guillen August 8, 2014 at 2:15 pm
    
    You do. 😦
    
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  70. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 11, 2014 at 1:55 am
    
    Um, no I don’t. Liar, liar, I think we’ve been over this b4. Your pants are on fire, I’m sure of it. I’ll just wait till you check 😉
    
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  71. John Guillen August 11, 2014 at 8:03 am
    
    Do you run around telling people their pants are on fire? I think it would be a great sight to see if you do. Haha 🙂
    
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  72. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 11, 2014 at 11:21 am
    
    I did until the fire service put me on community service for yelling like the kid who cried wolf, not fun.
    
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  73. John Guillen August 12, 2014 at 12:06 am
    
    Your excise should have been that at least you weren’t lighting any pants on fire. 🙂
    
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  74. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 12, 2014 at 1:33 am
    
    I was about to say that but the community lawyer they gave me, Mr Humble Bumble told me to shut it 😉
    
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  75. John Guillen August 12, 2014 at 6:36 am
    
    Hahaha I found this way too funny.
    
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  76. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 13, 2014 at 2:28 am
    
    Why? It’s his name, isn’t it?
    
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  77. John Guillen August 13, 2014 at 4:16 am
    
    Pretty much. I wonder if anyone ever poked fun at his name. It is a bit odd. Haha
    
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  78. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 13, 2014 at 7:05 am
    
    Don’t even. It’s a very sore spot for him, I mean I tried telling him Humpty Dumpty had it worst but he wasn’t impressed! wtf?
    
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  79. John Guillen August 13, 2014 at 5:04 pm
    
    Welllll I think they’re both pretty bad. I would want neither.
    
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  80. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 18, 2014 at 6:19 am
    
    Well you’re lucky you’re not a broken egg, aren’t you?
    
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  81. John Guillen August 18, 2014 at 6:23 am
    
    Well I don’t wanna be eaten. Or dead. Soooo….yeah. Lucky me. Haha
    
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  82. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 18, 2014 at 6:42 am
    
    I’m glad we agree 🙂 Poor Humpty Dumpty, first he’s an egg and then he broke, now if his brain’s scrambled, I so get it
    
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  83. John Guillen August 18, 2014 at 6:52 am
    
    Haha the WORST joke ever! Hahaha
    
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  84. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 18, 2014 at 10:49 am
    
    I know, I’m sorry but before I could slap my fingers into oblivion for a moment, the enter button had been misguidedly tapped, it’s embarrassing 😀
    
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  85. John Guillen August 18, 2014 at 11:40 pm
    
    Hahaha can I borrow your sense of humor? You’re beyond hilarious.
    
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  86. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 19, 2014 at 2:00 am
    
    Please. I’ll even pay you to take it from me, I guess you should really never give up. I’ve been trying to find a buyer for like, well, a lifetime 😉
    
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  87. John Guillen August 19, 2014 at 2:04 am
    
    I said borrow. I don’t want to take it. Then you won’t be you!
    
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  88. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 20, 2014 at 1:47 am
    
    Look if you bought it, it would improve which would mean that you broke my particular strain of humour and then I’d be able to say “you broke it, you bought it” 😉
    
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  89. John Guillen August 20, 2014 at 3:53 pm
    
    Hahaha but it’s already so great. I don’t think we should take that chance.
    
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  90. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 21, 2014 at 1:22 am
    
    Hmm, I can’t believe I’ve found someone who thinks so – really. Just proof that miracles do happen 😉
    
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  91. John Guillen August 21, 2014 at 4:10 am
    
    Oh be quiet! Haha you’re insane.
    
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  92. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 21, 2014 at 11:50 am
    
    See, finally we agree on my levels of sanity. I mean insanity 😉
    
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  93. John Guillen August 22, 2014 at 2:26 am
    
    I agree with nothing. 🙂
    
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  94. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 22, 2014 at 2:38 am
    
    Yes you do, your subconscious remember? Geez 🙂
    
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  95. John Guillen August 22, 2014 at 6:51 am
    
    John Skippy doesn’t have one of those.
    
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  96. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 25, 2014 at 2:17 am
    
    What?! John Skippy doesn’t have a subconscious. Well that’s just wrong
    
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  97. John Guillen August 26, 2014 at 12:22 am
    
    He’s a kangaroo.
    
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  98. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 26, 2014 at 1:55 am
    
    Who says kangaroos don’t have subconscious’?
    
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  99. John Guillen August 26, 2014 at 9:20 am
    
    John Guillen says so. 😉
    
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  100. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 27, 2014 at 2:03 am
    
    Well please go tell John Guillen that JS would dispute that claim. Thank you.
    
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  101. John Guillen August 28, 2014 at 12:35 am
    
    John Guillen doesn’t speak kangaroo language. 🙂
    
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  102. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 28, 2014 at 1:41 am
    
    No, but JS does 😉
    
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  103. John Guillen August 28, 2014 at 5:12 am
    
    I don’t know who that is.
    
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  104. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 28, 2014 at 10:10 am
    
    Stop lying, you named him.
    
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  105. John Guillen August 29, 2014 at 12:44 am
    
    I don’t have any kids. I’ve named no one.
    
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  106. mpsharmaauthor Post authorAugust 29, 2014 at 1:14 am
    
    I have a twitter conversation record that says otherwise
    
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  107. John Guillen September 1, 2014 at 5:56 am
    
    I don’t even have Twitter.
    
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  108. mpsharmaauthor Post authorSeptember 2, 2014 at 1:55 am
    
    Now I’m worried, because I swear I’ve been talking to someone impersonating you, JS actually
    
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  109. John Guillen September 3, 2014 at 2:10 am
    
    Pictures can easily be stolen from the internet.
    
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  110. mpsharmaauthor Post authorSeptember 4, 2014 at 1:54 am
    
    Whatever. Take a snapshot of yourself and send it my way. For proof
    
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  111. John Guillen September 4, 2014 at 8:04 am
    
    I will if you download Snapchat. I’ll send you all the pics you want. Seriously, it is so fun!
    
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  112. mpsharmaauthor Post authorSeptember 5, 2014 at 2:20 am
    
    Hmm, okay. I will have to investigate, let me see 🙂
    
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  113. John Guillen September 5, 2014 at 2:22 am
    
    Doooooo ittttttt!
    
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  114. mpsharmaauthor Post authorSeptember 5, 2014 at 2:51 am
    
    okay, okay 🙂
    
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