Behold Adrinius; I am Draculaās only true dark successor! After I was sired, the old man got sloppy, and the lineage has been going downhill ever since.
I fail to understand the fascination with mortality in the first place, when you look at me, itās easy to see why someone, anyone, would want to keep this forever. I find it ridiculously bizarre to have to introduce myself, or answer any questions because the entire vampire world knows and fears me, and those mortals who have had the good fortune of meeting me have never lived long enough to share their tales of being one with their saviour, but Iām in a good mood, so Iāll oblige ā¦
Does living as a vampire have the same appeal as prior to being turned (if youāre that type of vampire)? If you had to do it over, would you?
Life as a human is so very painfully mundane; I can hardly bear the thought of having to live with a beating heart again. I was by far then, as I am now to the vampire clan in this form, the perfect specimen of mortality anyone had ever laid their eyes on, but even then, it was b-o-r-i-n-g! Why anyone would ever want to go back is beyond me, but then I have never been able to vouch for the concept of human common sense.
What aspect of humanity or being human have you lost or used less ā or has diminished the most?
Havenāt we been over this already? Didnāt I just explain that humans have nothing to offer? Okay, allow me to explain this in simple terms you may be able to grasp with your underdeveloped cranium. Humans would have to possess something worthwhile in the first place for me to have used it at all after I was turned, which they donāt. Just so weāre clear – If anything, becoming a vampire has made me smarter, faster, better, and well, hotter than any mortal could ever be, let alone ever dream of becoming. Got it?
Are there any female vampires around?
Huh, too many for my liking if you ask me. If you think mortal females nag, just imagine having one around you that never ever stops, plus her bite is definitely worse than her bark. Donāt get me wrong, I am an equal opportunist, by that I mean I definitely want you when I do, but my desire for you is also as powerful at the time when I am finished with you and want you to leave, well, forever. I canāt stand clingy vampyresses and I wish theyād get that, but then again, who can blame them? Once youāve tasted Adrinius, there is no going back, itās an unfortunate undeniable simple fact – for them.
Can you have sex the ātraditionalā way? Do you have any desire for sex?
I donāt know; letās find out together, Iām game if you are. As for the desire bit, I am still a man, but I can see you get that from the way your eyes havenāt left my body since you first got a glimpse of this splendour.
What happens if you suck your own blood?
What kind of a question is that? What happens if you eat your own arm? Why would anyone want to do that unless they have serious suicide issues, which is a moot point in the case of vampires anyway, so why bother thinking about it? Have I mentioned Iām bored yet, and tedious activities more often than not lead to thirst, just saying ā¦
With the success of vampires in the mainstream, do you find it harder in this day and age to survive?
Humans are stupid creatures, are they not? You would think that with an increased awareness of our, well, culinary requirements, it would get harder to find sources of nourishment, but if anything, life is getting easier, itās almost no fun anymore. Not when you have pretty little things offering their necks up left, right and center to sustain you. Apparently, ripping your fangs into tender, ripe flesh has never been more alluring to mortals before, go figure!
What significance, if any, does gender identity and sexual (etc.) orientation have for vampires?
My mind stopped working at sexual; does that answer your question? Look, Iām a guy; itās as simple as that, Iāll tell a girl anything she wants to hear as long as it gets me what I want. In the end, I guess us vampires arenāt much different to our mortal primates when it comes to gender equality and that other bunch of stuff you were harping on about.
Do you find the idea of being undead ā ālivingā forever, sleeping in a coffin, and so on ā as horrifying as I do?
Um, stereotypical much? Ask yourself, why anyone would want to sleep in a coffin, really? These malicious rumours are just another one of your kindās mind-numbing ways of singling us out as being the barbaric ones, when youād rather point the finger at someone else other than your pathetic kind. I mean seriously, why would vampires, with all the money they have, sleep in a 6 by 6 wooden box? I know itās a tall ask, but can I at least request that you use your brain when asking me these pointless questions?
How much is a pint of blood?
Iāll be damned if I know. For me a pint of blood is when my thirst has been quenched. Itās just a measurement I use for willingly nervous feeds, it seems to do better than āCome āere lass and let me suck you dryā, but only just.
Would you date a werewolf?
Ugh, you are kidding, right? Have you been speaking to my sister, and if yes, what on earth would possess you to interact with that stickler for rules? Absolutely not, I mean, each to their own, but I donāt condone bestiality.
What is the most important thing to you?
Well thatās another dumb question; did you come armed with a truckload? Youāre looking at it. What could possibly be more important to anyone or anything in this entire universe than the Great Adrinius?
Just because you promised me some entertainment, which I am still waiting for by the way, here is Adriniusā Awesomeness distilled into 11 facts (hardly possible, but here goes)ā¦
Fact 1: My mortal body is from Ireland, and I have black hair, cobalt blue eyes and killer dimples to go with my chiseled six packs.
Fact 2: I am Draculaās sired first born, his only true successor and pretty much the only right move he has made his entire life, which doesnāt say much seeing as the guy is old, and I mean, really old.
Fact 3: Girls have always squealed around me, I was good looking as a human, but I am positively ravishingly irresistible as a vamp. I have plump, free necks at my beck and call whenever and wherever.
Fact 4: Can we please get one thing straight? My sisters and brothers are NOT really my sisters and brothers, so if I do it with them, itās not incest. Got it?
Fact 5: There is no one better, hotter, more intelligent, and basically, more superior to me. This is not my ego speaking, a fact is just that – a fact, no sugar coating required.
Fact 6: You know that saying, āthough Iām rough around the edges, Iām actually quite soft on the insideā? Yeah, that doesnāt hold true for me. What you see is what you get – pure good looking evil!
Fact 7: How many different facts do you need to get that Iām the best already?
Fact 8: Mallika can deny it as much as she wants, but she wants me. I mean, who could blame her, but Iām not used to chasing my food or my women, so sheāll just have to come to her senses on her own one day.
Fact 9: The author I chose to tell my story thinks she has me down pat, but man is she wrong. I own AND rule her whether she accepts it or not, hence these facts being about me instead of her. A book canāt constrain me; there arenāt enough trees or computer screens in the world to do me justice.
Fact 10: Iām all for out with the old and in with the new. Dracula is so yesterday, the era of Adrinius has begun.
Fact 11: I bore easily, and when I am bored, Iām hungry. Thatās it, no more questions, care to be my dinner?
Thank you Francis at the Alina Meridon blog for sending this my way!
I have had so much fun conducting this interview as Adrinius, apologies in advance for any possible offences he may have committed, but thatās Adrinius! ļ
As per the rules, I would like to nominate two very cool paranormal authors for this award (sorry, canāt think of a 3rd one at this stage, but when I do, I will definitely update this post!):
A.S. Leon
Renea Mason
If youād like to play, please have a look at the rules below, and for some more information, please visit the Vampire Lover Blog Award page!
The Rules
1. You must be a vampire.
2. Link back to the one who nominated you.
3. Display the Vampire Lover Blog Award image.
4. State 11 facts about yourself.
5. Answer 11 questions from the list at
http://vampireloverblogaward.wordpress.com/about/
6. State these rules.
7. Nominate (and notify) at least 3 fellow bloggers.
See you around guys!